rontopenis

An extremely small penis. Smaller than even the yoctopenis. Said to be indistinguishable from the quarks making up baryonic matter.

Dude 1: I hate my micropenis! No girl will want to blow it. ;(
Dude 2: Relax. At least it’s not a rontopenis, nor a quectopenis
Dude 1: OMG, a QUECTOPENIS?
Dude 3: Some have all the luck in the world while others have none of it.

Chumungus

A formal greeting used in American workplaces. First identified on the 13th of July on Reddit when a user asked what "Chumungus" meant when their coworkers kept greeting each other as such.m

Office Peon: Chumungus, boss!
Associate Vice President of Facilities, aka "Supervisor": Chumungus to you!

quectopenis

The smallest possible penis according to the current set of SI prefixes, smaller than even the rontopenis. A quecto penis is to a penis what a penis is to a quettapenis, making it one of the smallest objects in the known universe. Not even God Almighty can save a poor soul with a quectopenis.

Dude 1: What is it? Is my son okay?
Dr. Dingleberry: He would be, yes, but I'm afraid he has a quectopenis. We need to graft a proper penis over it to ensure he can urinate correctly.
Dude 1: FUCK!