Class-D Virgin

Noun. A person who claims to have done everything sexual, but has not had actual sex.
The classification rank of D (like the grading scale) is as close as one can get to failing as a virgin, or to losing their virginity.

Tom: She claimed to be a class-D virgin. She said she's done everything but it...
Jerry: Well, hopefully you can persuade her on to fail with your skills.

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Norrisized

Verb. The act of causing a state of intense fear and panic, as one would be afflicted with when coming face to face with someone, such as Chuck Norris.

Man: Dude, so what happened?

Dude: I don't know, man. I was asking her out when this big, brawny guy came up out of nowhere and asked what I was doing with his woman.

Man: Did you fight him?

Dude: No. He norrisized me, man!

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