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The words used to describe something that sucks!
Chris, you can't sleep through your shift tonight i'm afraid, there's loads of work to do!
Oh man, That's fuckin' ball hang!
Someone (usually a geeky little dweeb) that sniffs around a bird that you are trying to bang, even tho they know you like her!! Tryin' to get in there before you when you know they haven't got a chance because you and her have been emailing all day at work, rippin' the arse out of this little pest!!
Look at that little worm sniffing around Natalie again! He's got no chance man, he looks like Mr Beans stunt double! he's such a little sniffer!
Do you believe in lesbianity John?
You bet your fuckin' ass I do! I love 'em!
From the term "Specimen" - A Weirdo that does weird shit for no reason other the the fact they are a complete lab specimen!
Oh my god, look at that spess With the long blonde mullet and 1980's bomber jacket! What a fuckin' spess!
When Girls commit any act of lesbianism!
Oh dear, Charlene and Her mate got so pissed yesterday, they started lezzin' it off! It was phat, they were scissoring and everything!
When you don't remember smashing a whole pub up and everybody inside it!
Some geezer was largin' it off to us earlier!
Well, Steve just blanked, and nearly killed the geezer!
A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!
Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
Ok, so who wants tea?
Me
I Do
Yeah I do
"Poo card makes the tea?"
Let's Do It!