SOJ

JOS Spelled backwards: Java Operating System

"So it turned out to be the JOS"
"Wtf is a JOS?"
"I dunno"

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Pheidippides

Greek runnner, Ran from Athens to Marathon then back, then died.

Also a very cool super awesome person, Has a large phallus, and can indeed shoot lasers from his eyes.

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Collateral damage

Needless explosions causing loss of woman/children and or irreplaceable artifacts

"Generic military rank is celebrating the capture of whatever city in small warring country by coalition forces done with minimal collateral damage"

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