cabbage between the legs

A vagina so loose and flappy it looks like a cabbage! The looser the cabbagier.. (Is that even a word?)..(IDK &IDC!)

1st guy: "Hey dude, you pulled a real stunner last night at the club!"
2nd guy: "Are you kiddin me? She had a cabbage between the legs! And you know I hate veggies!"
1st guy: "So you said no?!"
2nd guy: "Hell no! I introduced her to my meat and fed it to her chocolate starfish!"

Note: Chocolate starfish refers to the anus.

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Lenon

Sexiest tall and lean guy on earth with the most irresistible butt on the planet. So awesome girls tend to fight for it.
Girl 1: Dude look at that guy's ass

Girl 2: daaaaayummmm he's such a lenon

Boy: Wish I had an ass like lenon's

Kyaaaa! I love lenon!

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