whack the bag

To jerk off profusively pounding on your sack.

I caught Gil whacking his bag today.

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Bald Benny

A rash on a girls recently shaven twat caused by stubble rubbing on a mans large gut

"My girlfriend had the nastiest bald benny after hours of sex"

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philandclaytonhipness

a form of 'way of life'.. everything that is hip and cool in life is made by these 2 guys..the hipness cult which only hip people can understand..it would take a human mind years 2 comprehend the hipnesss laws of these two..handshake often follows greetings

omgosh its clayton and phil..they so hip!

i feel a heaviness of hipness in the air...clayton and phil must b around...

that handshake so cool!!

the humidity in the air is 20% and hipness is at 200% in areas that phil and clayton are in

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mount a munt

to fuck a really ugly person

ewww ryan mounted ANOTHER munt!

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piss loaf

a chunk of your innards that shoots out of your pee hole when urinating

that piss loaf hurt like hell

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penis anus

A shortened version of the insult "penis up anus" which is used as a greeting.

Jonny: Penis anus.
Jimmy: Hi Jonny.

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cock

1. used by males for reproduction
2. used by males to piss
3. used as a toothbrush for sluts
4. used as a toy for masturbators
5. used as a whip by some male sadists

"after coming on jennifer face, phil stuck his cock in her mouth so she cvuld get it hard again"

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