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assbomb

a girl with a NICE ass

Guy 1: britney spears is teh assbomb!
Guy 2: dude, that was like 7 years ago
Guy 1: i'm lonely, aren't i?

by Phil December 8, 2005

9πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


dick poo

to have an orgasim and your penis shoots a large load of semen

that was the best dick poo i have ever felt

by Phil February 9, 2005

14πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


whack the bag

To jerk off profusively pounding on your sack.

I caught Gil whacking his bag today.

by Phil January 25, 2004

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Bald Benny

A rash on a girls recently shaven twat caused by stubble rubbing on a mans large gut

"My girlfriend had the nastiest bald benny after hours of sex"

by Phil September 21, 2004

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


philandclaytonhipness

a form of 'way of life'.. everything that is hip and cool in life is made by these 2 guys..the hipness cult which only hip people can understand..it would take a human mind years 2 comprehend the hipnesss laws of these two..handshake often follows greetings

omgosh its clayton and phil..they so hip!

i feel a heaviness of hipness in the air...clayton and phil must b around...

that handshake so cool!!

the humidity in the air is 20% and hipness is at 200% in areas that phil and clayton are in

by Phil March 16, 2005

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


mount a munt

to fuck a really ugly person

ewww ryan mounted ANOTHER munt!

by Phil March 8, 2005

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


piss loaf

a chunk of your innards that shoots out of your pee hole when urinating

that piss loaf hurt like hell

by Phil February 10, 2005

8πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž