senny

Likes making docks, and selling hot dogs.

Sen stands in his store and repeats "Buy my dog, Buy my dog, Buy my dog."

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senny

Sen likes to eat yambag.

Sen cried when the cat ate the yambag first.

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becumming

adj. to cause men to cream themselves just at the look of you

Man: that shirt makes you look becumming. of course, if I were your shirt i'd be cumming on you too

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pupulis

The crusty stuff that accumulates in your eye. Most commonly found in the morning.

I got up this morning and wiped the pupulis out of my eye

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Tek

nickname for boston red sox catcher Jason Varitek

Man, did you see Tek hit that home run off mariano rivera in the 9th?

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Kiwis

This is just a nice way to refer to a dogs balls. Usually most applicable when the dog lays down, his balls will look like fuzzy kiwis squished between his legs. Have to thank my wife for this one.

We have to get the dog fixed soon. I don't want to see his Kiwis anymore.

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military

a. to love to be around men

civilians actually control the military in the united states. so why doesn't the civilians end war by fighting?

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