xenosaga

a video game for the playstation 2. developed by the vatican and published by namco. it is notorious for it's horribly slow gameplay and storyline. you play 2 hours worth of battles (had there been no battles, 3 minutes of game map) and watch extremely boring and long cutscenes about how if you don't believe in the christian god you are something called the gnosis, followed by extremely blatant references to religion.

it's a surprise the pope approved this game since all the angels are gay and everyone knows gay people are sinners

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candyass

Kickass album by the band Orgy.

Orgy's candyass rules. It has the song 'stitches' on it.

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har...

when something just isnt funny...when its plain fucking lame..

"hahahaha what dumbasses they spelled burger king 'buger kin'"

"har dude...har"

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mouse arrest

Mouse arrest begins when your cordless mouse batteries die and ends when you get off your fat ass and get more batteries.

I was about to frag that n00b from behind all sneak-attack style but then I entered mouse arrest.

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BMT

I worked at Subway, and I was told that it stood for "Baltimore Mass Transit".

"Bigger, Meatier, Tastier" certainly doesn't apply, considering there's a specific designated method to lay the paper-thin meat slices across the bread so it covers the length...

The 12" BMT has six pieces of pepperoni, six pieces of salami, and two pieces of ham. The 6" has three slices of pepperoni, three pieces of salami, and one piece of ham. You may enjoy watching your Sandwich Artist count out the meat slices now.

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Linux

A highly stable OS designed for the most elite of computer users. Apparantly it is often dissed on by computer newbies and gamers who think that is is an inferior operating system. There aren't many games for it, hence the reason computer gamers dislike it. And lazy bums don't like it because you actually have to do some work to install something. Or even read a readme file god-forbid! Newbies hate it because it helps eliminate 'clicky-clicky-clicky', the repetitive disease most windows users suffer (which is also apparantly addictive). Linux machines take up a very good portion of all network servers, and due to their stability - companies that use these systems rarely suffer from downtime. Because of these features, Linux is perfect for both businesses and geeks alike. It is also much more cost effiecient, see below.

Price comparision:
Windoze XP - $100-200
Windoze 2000 Pro - $180
Windoze 2000 server - $900 +
Windoze 2000 Advanced server - $1200+
Linux box set with documentation and official CDs - $20 - $70
Linux (any distro) - Free download

Woot! Look at that penguin go!

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bertuzzi

To cause one to lose the use of legs.

I could walk fine until Bertuzzi bertuzzied me from behind.

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