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software engineering

One of the most pointless principles in the field of computer science. Entails nothing but common sense applied to programming, and generally takes up too much of your time to create stupid diagrams so people less intelligent than yourself can understand how it fits together.

Software engineering was the stupidest class I had to take in college, it reminded me of the kind of work my friends in the School of Business do.

by Phil October 16, 2004

28πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


haystack

Famous CS player who is known as the best in the world. Also can be used as an adjective.

Haystack is the greatest player in the world. or How he is haystacking all over the play. He haystacked me across the map.

by Phil January 15, 2005

10πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


boofasten

Created during an intense game of scrabble, this word connotes curiosity, monkies, ridiculousness, and pure ambiguity.

Person 1: Did you just say boofasten?
Person 2: Yeah, you know, boofasten.

by Phil February 18, 2005

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Lucage

Someone who worries or intimidates sheep.

Here comes Lucage, Hide your sheep!

by Phil February 3, 2005

26πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


dij

digital camera

Is that a dij? or It is a dij.

by Phil January 21, 2004

14πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


geico

v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials

Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you

I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico

by Phil January 27, 2005

21πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


the point of no return

the 3-5 seconds before you blow your wad

Phil: cassie..i'm...i'm...gonna...
Cassie: *suck, slurp* oh *orgasms* your cock is so hard! *another orgasm*
Phil: i've entered the point of no return!
*4 seconds later*
Cassie: I love swollowing your cum!

by Phil March 17, 2004

154πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž