grouter

short for Ghetto Router, usually an old computer (486-ish) used in place of a Cisco or Linksys router by network saavy folk.

I just upgraded my grouter to 64MB RAM!!

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Leat

Another way of typing 1337, l33t, leet, etc.

Omg. That was leat. Very leat.

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Middle School (Slut)

20% of all middle school aged girls. contrary to what the above cunts said, they don't give head. they're just cockteases

I wanted to pounce that MS slut but she denied me because she won't give it up until college. oh well, who wants an underdeveloped twat anyway?

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White Boy

A marijuana joint.

Yo, lets roll up a white boy.

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Jilf

Japanese I'd Like To Fuck

jilf jilf jilf jilf!!!

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happy freddy

A mythical creature seldom seen in the civilized world. Its cousin, the Grumpy Freddy, however can be found in abundance on car lots and in the conference rooms of America.

I could not beleive it, I actually saw a happy Freddy yesterday, but soon he vanished and all that was left was a grumpy freddy.

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chronic

Subject to a habit or pattern of behavior for a long time: a chronic liar.


origin-French chronique, from Latin chronicus, from Greek khronikos, of time, from khronos, time.

andrew chronically dives in kaylas muff

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