fuck a duck

fornification with a species of fowl

"he ain't worth the money to go fuck a duck on!"

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charver

Widely regarded as the scum of the universe, chavers maily live in the Noth-East Of England in such cities as Newcastle. I live near there, and you cant walk down the street wearing anything black without hearing 'Oi Gof git ova ere now so wes can kik ya teef in ow, ya fookan cont ow'. Chavers move around in packs, cos they are really soft as shite. They listen to new monkey and smoke everything from cannabis to oregano (yes they're that poor).

Charv: Ow man giz a tab ow
Goth: Fuck off
Charv: Oi man ya fookan cont (pulls out kitchen knife), giz all ya moneyz or ill knife yas
Goth: (Pulls out sawn-off shotgun and blows charvs head off)
Passers By: Yeh! Kill the Charvs, Kill The Charvs
Mayor Of Newcastle: I hereby give this brave goth 1 million pounds and a free holiday to the bahamas for killing that disgusting charv

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quageminger sindrome

a terrable desease than can only be caught when you are born with your legs behind your head

u r born normal but as u grow older your private parts go mouldy and eventually fall off

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tie one on

get fucking drunk

We went out last night to tie one on, but his biatch showed up and ruined the whole thing

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eyefuck

To undress someone by staring at them constantly, and annoyingly.

Im tired of being eyefucked by that staring son of a bitch.

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beanerschnitzel

A child born to parents of mixed back ground. Specifically half mexican and half german.

When Mexicans in the US Army are stationed in Germany there are sure to be many a beanerschnitzels running around very soon.

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out

Noun: a choice or chance to stay or go in any given situation.

"Tony was given his out from the family in the form of his dead cousin - a payment for past dues now retrieved by a bullet - and he took it with no pride: he was on a plane out of Jersey the next day."

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