Five way friday

Having sex with five people, on a friday

"Damn, I can't wait for five way friday"

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mamooma

What one calls Narooma (NSW, Australia) whilst on a drunken bender, making Lyle Meaney drink like a real man....

"Where in mamooma, no, mamooma, no, MAMOOMA, that's N-A-R-O-O-M-A... Hey Lyle, stop drinking like a sissy, that's how my girlfriend drinks, what did you say Lyle, you want a TP?"

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Bender your honour

Used as a repeated excuse, for unforgivable behaviour, as a result of drinking too much

(message left on answering machine) "Phil, do you remember me walking in on you fucking my sister last night? you are so off, also, my cat's pregnant"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"

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Sports invest

The investment of funds, paid to a bookie, betting on the outcome of a sporting event

"I need some extra cash, hmmm, i know, i'll throw three hundred bucks on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers, that has got to be a lock of the week"

Hummer girl

Girl employed to do nothing other than give you a hummer

"when i win the lottery, i am getting a hummer girl"

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Don't you judge me

Used as an exclamation against those who seek to take the moral highground and pass judgement, when they have no such right to pass judgement

(random person living life of quiet desperation): "that is sick that you fucked your sister"
(God's lonely man): "Don't you judge me!"

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Meth breath

The condition experienced after an all night bender, whereby one's breath takes the form of methylated spirits fumes

"Oh god, i am never drinking again, I have the worst meth breath ever, here, pass me a mint will you"

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