pedigree chuff

When a lady 'enjoys' her spare time by smearing dog food over her Jurgen Klopper and gets her faithful mutt to lick it up, much to her satisfaction.

"Can't come to Zumba tonight, Tina: I'm going home for some Orlando Bloom and a tin of pedigree chuff"

Dikrosoft Teams

Any multiple number of lesbians pleasuring themselves over a group video call.

"Loving the nine-inch knobbly Nigel, Tina. It's a great addition to Dikrosoft Teams. Is your audio working OK?"