Buckinghamshire is a Tory county
Buckinghamshire is full of torys
When itâs thundering and cunting and your girlfriend complains sheâs a fucking Thundercunt
Oh no itâs thunder and cunts ITS THUNDERCUNTING!!!!
Itâs all about the mets baby cmon baby get a home run baby love the mets baby love the mets
When a cuck soy boy bitch is speaking and you want him to shut the fuck up.
cuck: hi how are you
You: shut up sneaky you cuck fucking bitch
Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just âfriendsâ with
Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy
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the hardest most solid lad on planet earth! Alfie will personally knock your misses out cold after a dodgy happy meal.
Alfie Morgan is also the world champion in underground eating contests and the heavyweight champion of the world in how much Stella you can down before rupturing your liver
Alfie Morgan oooh heâs well solid butt told him to STOP IT BOY and he just ate me house
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