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Buckinghamshire

Buckinghamshire is a Tory county

Buckinghamshire is full of torys

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024


ThunderCunt

When it’s thundering and cunting and your girlfriend complains she’s a fucking Thundercunt

Oh no it’s thunder and cunts ITS THUNDERCUNTING!!!!

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024


Sam collins

It’s all about the mets baby cmon baby get a home run baby love the mets baby love the mets

Mets Sam Collins mets

by Phil Collins & Sons November 4, 2021


chainsmoker

Robert

Robert is a fucking chainsmoker

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024


Shut up sneaky

When a cuck soy boy bitch is speaking and you want him to shut the fuck up.

cuck: hi how are you
You: shut up sneaky you cuck fucking bitch

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024


Samwise Shmuel

Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with

Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy

by Phil Collins & Sons October 21, 2021

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Alfie morgan

the hardest most solid lad on planet earth! Alfie will personally knock your misses out cold after a dodgy happy meal.
Alfie Morgan is also the world champion in underground eating contests and the heavyweight champion of the world in how much Stella you can down before rupturing your liver

Alfie Morgan oooh he’s well solid butt told him to STOP IT BOY and he just ate me house

by Phil Collins & Sons October 20, 2021

9👍 1👎