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DRUNKEN FIRE FIGHTER

When your girl is sleeping naked, you light her pubic hair on fire. Once she wakes up, you yell "I'll put it out!" and then piss in her face. Blame it on being drunk.

I wanted this chick to leave so I pulled a drunken fire fighter on her

by Phil E. October 31, 2007

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