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Sham

Something false used to deceive people; often used to steal money.

The "Free Vacation to Hawaii" that I receieved in my e-mail turned out to be a sham.

by Phil Errup October 21, 2004

118πŸ‘ 120πŸ‘Ž


Flamboozle

To baffle. Used in a 'human vs. human' mental standoff. Inanimate objects and abstract concepts cannot flamboozle someone. I don't think animals can be flamboozled, either. However, they may possess the ability to flamboozle.

Willie flamboozled the thieves that were chasing him by hiding in a dumpster but leaving a trail of footprints leading into an adjacent apartment.

by Phil Errup October 21, 2004

21πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Stall

The structure enclosing a toilet in a public restroom. There is no stall surrounding a urinal.

Hide in the stall! The Dos Amigos are coming!

by Phil Errup October 20, 2004

52πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Diff'rent Strokes

Famous '80s sitcom starring Gary Coleman as Arnold and some other guy as Willis. All of its three former stars (save for the guy who played Mr. Drummond) have been involved in some controversy: Gary Coleman punched some woman in a parking lot, and Willis became addicted to drugs, but overcame his addiction. Dana Plato, however, succumbed to her addiction.

Deiff'rent Strokes isn't on much anymore.

by Phil Errup October 20, 2004

22πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bronx

There is no such thing. See The Bronx.

Lonnie: "I went to Bronx."

Phil: "You went nowhere, little man. No such place exists.

by Phil Errup October 20, 2004

130πŸ‘ 120πŸ‘Ž


Jeeves

The internet butler of Ask.com.

I asked Jeeves about his stanced on abortion, but he brought up some abortion clinic's website.

by Phil Errup October 20, 2004

13πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Forté

Area of expertise; a person's greatest strength.

My forté is painting, Mbecause paintings are very good.

by Phil Errup October 14, 2004

151πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž