Casting Churchill's reflection

The act of creating the likeness, in the water of a toilet bowl, of the British Prime Minister (1940-45 and 1951-55) Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965), when expelling a brown trout. The role of his face is played by your fat arse, while your dog's egg is a stand in for the cigar protruding from his lips.

"I won't be a minute dear, I'm just off to the bog to cast Churchill's reflection"

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dizzee bastard

Generic rappers name, used by people who have no clue about hip hop. A merging of Dizzee Rascal and 'Ol' Dirty Bastard

Jean: "I can't stand all that hip hop nonsense they play on the wireless thesedays"
Maureen: "Ooh I know. Our youngest keeps playing a record by Dizzee Bastard, or somebody"
Jean: "Oh yeah my nig, he's the shit!"

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hell in a handcart

Similar to 'hell in a handbasket'.
The description of the impending awfulness of a situation, by implying that both the uncomfortable mode of transport plus the final destination would make for one really unpleasant experience.

"Just ten minutes browsing randomly through urban dictionary proves that our beloved English language is broken, and we're all going to hell in a handcart"

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