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A small, winged insect that sucks blood from humans to feed it's offspring.
I swatted the mosquito off of my arm.
A cereal that's so freakin' good, it tastes twice- Once in your mouth and once in your esophagus.
I love Schenectady Crispies
The belief that men are capable of admiring attractive women without finding sexual interest in them. The school of thought that a man’s sexual drives can be contained. Some poor deluded and misguided individuals sincerely hold to this belief, much like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.
My wife’s sister is pretty, but I don’t find her attractive because she’s behind the penis firewall.