Rhys Claydon

You would find yourself doing a Rhys Claydon when you are eating a hot chilli and go to the toilet and your penis swells up to the size a beach volleyball and when you go outside you cant fit through the door so you get a really tonk woman who started life as a man to rub lubricant on it. If you get a boner during this process, this is known as a Rhys Anthony Claydon!!

Gareth Norman: "Damn, you never guess what, I only went and did a Rhys Anthony Claydon"

Judith: "NAHHHHHHHH you got a boner???? I only ever had a Rhys Claydon."

Gareth Norman: "Maybe I should look up Gareth Norman on urban dictionary!!"