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Lesbian sister-in-laws.
Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?
When you slap your partner's ass whilst in doggy style so hard that it leaves a well-defined handprint.
I left a bumpersticker on your mom the other night. She loved it!
The domination of the male by the female in a relationship by use of sexual starvation if her demands are not met
fucking hell shes even dressing him these days. Its sad shes really got the salmon handcuffs on him
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The extremely potent gas that excretes from ones chocolate starfish before dropping the jackson five off
Thats fucking stinking man, yeah my turtles breath is so bad its burning my nostril hairs.
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