sharted

When shit comes out instead of a fart... This can have rather disasterous concequences...

"Dude, we gotta go!"

"Why man? Jordan started hitting on me!"

"Coz I just sharted!!!"

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muke

A muke is an insult that can mean almost anything, which is good when you are insulting dumb shits!!!

Yo, Andy!!! Your a fucking muke!!!

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shitified

1. (adj) A way to describe life when it is totally crap and shit

2. (adj) A way in which to describe an object in general

1. My life is so crap, it's shitified

2. Your car is shitified!!!

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Shiznel

Shiznel is the process of engaging in a 69 whilst in a bush

God, did you hear? Andrew had a shiznel in the bush with Hitesh!!!

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