kidney stroker

A homosexual gentleman.

Put your tit's away love! I'm a kidney stroker.

bogart

To keep a spliff to oneself to oneself, especially while hanging from your mouth. From actor Humphrey Bogart's trademark cigarettes, held in lips or hand, but rarely actually smoked.

Hey, Bogart! Pass the joint.

hippy crack

Salvia divinorum, a herb known for its intense, but short acting, hallucinagenic effects.

I'm not smoking that hippy crack! I'll think I'm the fridge again!