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When recieving a Blow Job, the man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth just before he ejaculates, and blows his load right onto her nose. If hes a good enough marksman, it should collect on the tip of her nose,and resemble a carrot nose, just like a snowman.
Man that Jack Frost I gave her last night looked so much like a carrot that you could practically eat it.
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a shaped plywood device that when used is the equivalent of gradual suicide...
provides satisfaction to those people whom are hard to satisfy...
skateboarding is not an image thing...
skateboarding = passion for pain...
yesterday i was practically sweating blood after a good day on my skateboard...
skateboarding is NOT a crime...
i love alli...
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Straight after anal sex, the man whips his cock out of the womans ass and slaps her in the face with it numerous times untill her face is covered in shit, much like a face pack. Then with two strikes of his wang he creates a 'Z' on her forehead, creating a Mask of Zoro. NOT to be confused with a dirty gomez/sanchez.
My Girlfriend was loving it when i gave her the Mask of Zoro.
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Halfway through sex (Preferabley with a woman) the man tenses his nut-sack and slots both his bollocks AND his penis into the womans vagina. The result is an intense and painful sexual experience.
Dude, last night I wasn't quite filling the hole, so i decided to Jib a Hill.
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