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the blowjob equivalent of a threesome/gangbang. when more than one girl sucks a guy's dick.
Phil: see those two lesbians over there? they did an excellent job of tag teaming my dick last night!
57π 199π
a sexual attraction to asian females by white males. contrary to public opinion, there is nothing racist or wrong with this as it is an example of outbreeding behavior.
Rice King: damn, I just played a japanese video game with asian girls wearing skimpy costumes and I need to masturbate to satisfy my asian fetish!
413π 464π
a very mediocre video game series. for reasons that defy logic, the creators won't make it a series of porn movies, even though sales figures suggest this would be the most efficient choice. the characters look like dolls and have the emotions to match and the story line is non-existent. people justify their purchase by saying "well the graphics are good, and the babes are hot".
Otaku: I love dead or alive! marry me kasumi!
Guy: loser
30π 24π
Someone who doesn't believe in God, but will start believing if he is ever proven real.. They believe nobody can prove God's existance, therefore creating insurance that they'll never be wrong.
Agnostic: prove that the universe wasn't created by a fat black transvestite in 1997!!
Scientist: uhh...
27π 86π
a good show akin to rocko's modern life. it ran from 1991-1994. some assholes at night canceled rocko's modern life and revived rugrats to fill it's timeslot. the new rugrats was horrible. it was now geared completely to little tweens and consisted entirely of potty jokes.
tonight on the rugrats
tommy: hey angelica, what's that?
angelica: it's called my pussy. only girls have them.
tommy: can I have a taste?
215π 110π
a radio program on all am radio stations (except air america radio stations whose audience is smart enough to not listen to that shit) at night. discusses pseudoscience, ghosts, aliens, bigfoot, UFOs, spirits, creationism and other bullshit.
Radio imaging voice: tonight, after rush limbaugh, sean hannity, micheal savage, matt drudge and bill o'reilly. true science discussion with coast to coast am!
39π 71π
a sex toy for men. there are four parts: a sturdy plastic case shaped like a flashlight, an end cap to control suction, a lid to close the fleshlight when not in use and the insert itself. the insert feels like those gooey toy things that stick to surfaces and come in 25 cent bulk vending machines.
Whore: hey stud, $50 for a blowjob and some anal
Man: fuck off bitch, I have my fleshlight!
1375π 637π