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fleshlight

a sex toy for men. there are four parts: a sturdy plastic case shaped like a flashlight, an end cap to control suction, a lid to close the fleshlight when not in use and the insert itself. the insert feels like those gooey toy things that stick to surfaces and come in 25 cent bulk vending machines.

Whore: hey stud, $50 for a blowjob and some anal
Man: fuck off bitch, I have my fleshlight!

by Phil the Pill August 31, 2006

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sci-fi channel

a cable channel that, despite it's name, has nothing to do with science fiction.

the sci-fi channel consists of only stuff like psychics and LOST.

by Phil the Pill September 9, 2006

43๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž