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Trickulate is the act of having anonymous sex with someone you meet on a social networking site or app.
My roommate went into the city to trickulate with a guy from Grindr.
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Long Denims are females who belong to a fundamentalist christian church. Their church bans the wearing of medium length skirts/dresses, short length skirts/dresses and pants. Normally Long Denims are exceeding subservient to their husbands, have no original thoughts of their own and live in the south.
Look Marge...here come a flock of Long Denims from the baptist church.
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Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.
My roommate pornificates 10 to 12 hours a day on his computer and his iphone.
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Mea culpa of all televangelists and southern preachers when caught with their pants down or with their hands in the offering plate. (spoken in a southern accent, usually while shaking their head vehemently and crying faux crocodile tears).
Rev Bubba gave the "ahhavesinned" sermon today after he was arrested for soliciting a blow job from an undercover cop.
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"Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent" is the official motto of Philadelphia and is spoken thousands of times a day by the resident bums on each and every street corner. The unofficial motto is "This city sucks".
Bum at 12th and Chestnut to passersby - "Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent".
UPenn student passing by: Fuck off loser!
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When a beauty queen is stripped of her title and must give back her crown and her pageant purchased boobs.
Miss California USA has been de-boobed and now her 1st runner up is the recipient of a pair of slighty used 38Ds.
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A city in Arkansas of approximately 40,000 located 50 miles SW of Little Rock. Also referred to as Not Springs National Park. It is called Not Springs because there is NOT anything to do or see there.
I am going to visit the fam in Not Springs....I hear they're getting the internet next year.
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