I dropped my burrito

Busting your ass so hard that a shoe comes off, usually in front of everyone.

A: So I'm walking out of Freebird's talking on my phone when I dropped my burrito in front of God and everyone.

B: Holy shit, are you alright?

A: I think I twisted my ankle or someshit.

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wtph

Phonetic variation of wtf. Useful in more polite circles, or perhaps just for variation.

A: Dog, your fucking mom just texted me.
B: wtph?
A: She wants to hook up.

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