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The act of rotating on a swivel chair at high speed while stroking your sexual organs.using a combination of g force and friction to bring about orgasmic spasms in said sexual organs.
'am I right in thinking this is IKEA?'
'You are right to hold such a notion in your tiny mind'
'Then please sir,show me your swivel chairs!'
'Oh,I see,your in to swivel wanking?fair play!'
The ethereal residue that clings to garments when they have been used to clean up after ejaculation!
Have you been pleasuring yourself in the cupboard again?Theres white silk all over my best wetsuit!
The pseudonym used by slick cads on nights out in London to insnare 'lady shapes 'in a web of charm.
White hints at his purity and silk is an aspirational material everyone likes to stroke!
There goes white silk,he has the ears of a king and the mind of a tramp,there he goes non the less!
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