Telenuts

When individuals use extreme bluster and bravado over the phone when they cannot back it up in person. Occurs because of the distance between the two parties and usually with caller ID block for extra protection.

A job applicant who did not get the job got very hostile at me today. He had a huge case of telenuts, going on and on how I was a dead man walking.

Cumpadre

Someone who you have carnal relations with. Anyone who you fuck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Kovac: "I couldn't get ahold of you last night dawg."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."

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Ass Act

Someone who constantly embarrasses/irritates those around him/her.

Peter: Is that Corey hanging from the chandelier? Kai's parents aren't gonna be impressed.

Kai: Your friend's a real ass act!

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Scholarstrip

When someone (usually of the female gender) pays for their education by stripping.

Mike: "Wow. Brandee got into the University of Georgia? How did that happen? She can't afford shit."

Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."

Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."

AssUV

An enormous ass on a woman. The size is akin to an SUV.

James: Wow! Look at the size of the ass on that chick!
Heavy N: She's got an AssUV on there.
James: I'd still like to get in. Hahaha.

immature ejaculation

Busting your load on your partner in way that is amusing to you and/or your friends but not so much to your partner. It can involve anything from pulling out and busting a nut on her face/ear to such famed manuevers as the spiderman, superman or even the gorilla.

Erin wasn't too impressed when Shawn pulled an immature ejaculation and came on her nose.

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optical intrusion

Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.

Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.