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nintennis elbow

An injury to your elbow/arm caused when you swing the Nintendo Wii remote too fast/much.

After a long night of playing his Nintendo John had to call in sick for work the next day as he was day to day with Nintennis Elbow.

by Phill Latio April 5, 2008

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Telenuts

When individuals use extreme bluster and bravado over the phone when they cannot back it up in person. Occurs because of the distance between the two parties and usually with caller ID block for extra protection.

A job applicant who did not get the job got very hostile at me today. He had a huge case of telenuts, going on and on how I was a dead man walking.

by Phill Latio August 5, 2007


Two Point Conversion

When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.

Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead

by Phill Latio September 23, 2008


AssUV

An enormous ass on a woman. The size is akin to an SUV.

James: Wow! Look at the size of the ass on that chick!
Heavy N: She's got an AssUV on there.
James: I'd still like to get in. Hahaha.

by Phill Latio June 13, 2008


optical intrusion

Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.

Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.

by Phill Latio July 6, 2008