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When an attempt to pick someone up of the opposite sex goes horribly wrong
Brad:I ran into some hottie the other day outside of El Furniture Warehouse and was trying to pick her up. Too bad the new girl from the office was walking by. Now she's telling everyone in the office I'm a man whore.
Kyle: That totally mackfired. Hahahah
The strongest sweat or body odor known to man. It is so bad you want to vomit and then smell the vomit rather than the worspiration.
Justin: Wow. Chris finally made it home from work. Homeboy worked a sixteen hour day.
Kovac: He smells like it too. It'll take multiple showers to get the worspiration off.
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A sexual maneuver performed when a woman is giving a guy head on her knees. When you you are about to bust you pull out and cum on her on a random place. The woman is on her knees (just like when you would block a shot) and just like a shot block, the shot doesn't always hit you where you think it will.
Jessica was severely pissed off. Shawn gave her an Anton Volchenkov that got her in the eye causing temporary blindness.
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An injury to your elbow/arm caused when you swing the Nintendo Wii remote too fast/much.
After a long night of playing his Nintendo John had to call in sick for work the next day as he was day to day with Nintennis Elbow.
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When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.
Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead