mexican tequila sunrise

When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.

Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.

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texas creampie

When on sexual partner straight or gay perform an anal creampie on the other partner.

Did you hear Jimmy Bobby gave Darlene a Texas Creampie.

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finding cum

A lot like finding nemo except with way more cum because nemo and dory are cum

Harry I've been finding cum all over fraternity house

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