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A massive shake up of your reality that makes you totally humble.
This coronavirus pandemic has brought everyone around the world to their knees. It has been a humbling tumbling.
The parts of the world in which the zeka virus is prevalent, which are the southern coast of the U.S., Caribbean, Central America, and South America
All of my older friends are moving south to the zeka zone. They'll escape the cold and snow, but may die young when they catch the virus.
The tendency for your brain to totally blank out while doing repetitive actions or repeating the same word repetitively
As I was driving to work for the umteenth time, I suffered from repetiphasia and totally missed a turn. I had a repetiphasic break.
Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car
After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.
Blue Blood White Trash. Descendants of blue blood families with none of the money or class of their forefathers. All they have is the name.
The Rockefellers, most of them BBWT, threw a huge family gathering, got drunk and trashed the church hall that they rented for the occasions.
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Sex, when youâre stuck at home during a snowstorm
Whenever a blizzard occurs, and we âre stuck at home, the wife and I always indulge in a little daytime sex, or, what we call snex
The tendency for men to resort to their primordial caveman tendencies when they are without women for an extended period of time.
Us guys went camping in the wild last week, and after a couple of days we were doing some serious neandering. Tom caught a 10" trout with his bare hands. Dick killed a squirrel by throwing a stone at it, and Harry started a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together.