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The stockpile of groceries bought before a forecasted snow storm
When they forecasted a big snowstorm, I went to the grocery store to stock up on snowceries. The store was packed with other people doing the same thing.
The feeling that old farts get when youngsters roll up their sleeves and reveal their tattoos.
I suffered some serious inkst when my son's new beautiful girlfriend rolled up her sleeves and I saw for the first time the tattoo of a snake on her forearm.
The tendency for men to resort to their primordial caveman tendencies when they are without women for an extended period of time.
Us guys went camping in the wild last week, and after a couple of days we were doing some serious neandering. Tom caught a 10" trout with his bare hands. Dick killed a squirrel by throwing a stone at it, and Harry started a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together.
Looking for good finds in other people's trash. Similar to prospecting.
I spend most weekends trashpecting and dumpster diving looking for good stuff to bring home.
A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.
As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.
FOLB - Always worrying that you don't have enough power left in your cell phone battery
I spend 1/2 my life talking on my phone and the other 1/2 with a fear of low battery
A face mask worn to prevent the spread of disease
Because of the Covid-19 pandemic, everyone is wearing nose bras to prevent the spread of the disease