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Patsy's Finger

When you befriend a guy with the sole purpose of fucking his sister, you can choose to give him a Patsy's Finger. The process for giving a Patsy's Finger is simple. After fingering his sister, put the guy in a headlock; then, force him to smell your finger covered in his sister's juices. To make it complete, yell, "Patsy's Finger," while he chokes and gags.

Georgie is a fool for thinking I was his real friend. As soon as I got in his sister's pants, I forced him into a Patsy's finger! What an idiot. He cried.

by Philly Jay August 10, 2015

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Philly Cheesesteak

When a man takes a shit between the tits of a white girl and squeezes the yellow puss from a festering blister all over the top of it, he has created a Philly Cheesesteak. From there, he squeezes her tits together and eats it out making sure that he has made quite a mess. If his shirt is clean when finished, he better have another because he didn't do it right. If you prefer the variety with onions, you can masturbate over the top of it giving it the look and taste of onions.

Geno enjoys eating the wonderful Philly Cheesesteak he creates on his girlfriend, Pat's, chest so much that one is never enough.

by Philly Jay August 20, 2013

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BlewTube

Upon successful completion of a blowjob, but before swallowing the prize, the giver uses a straw to shoot the ejaculate onto the belly of the receiver and greedily licks it back up.

Yolanda is a freak! Bitch gave me a BlewTube on my mom's new couch.

by Philly Jay August 10, 2015