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Brown Alert

A warning issued to friends or co-workers that a public facility has been polluted by human waste or flatulence, either yours or another person's.

Bart issued a Brown Alert in the first floor men's room this afternoon because he had Mexican Food for lunch.

by Philo Beddoe November 14, 2008

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State of the Ark

1. Any item that is new or technically advanced.

2. A new building in a community that is vastly superior to all other buildings already present.

The university is building a state of the ark scoreboard in the stadium.

by Philo Beddoe February 6, 2010

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