Tzatziki

When your girl has a yeast infection but you don’t care and all you give a fuck about is your cucumber.
So you put your cucumber in the yoghurt.
Then you get tzatziki.
Or sadziki.

Oh my god I just care so much about my cucumber. I don’t care you in paiiiin, existence is paaaaiiiin.
Let me stick my cucumber in your yoghurt

Give me your number , It won’t hurt

Let’s make tzatziki, call rafiki.

Kundalini

A so called meditation that in actual fact is a demon taking over you and making you seize.

It is also a metaphor for anything bad that happens. You can just blame the kundi.

Oh no my kundy wundy escaped… I think I have control issues.
I think I’m just going to come and ruin all good I can see.
Kundalini