rainbow draw

When a phlebotomist or a nurse can't read the doctors blood draw order, they proceed to fill a testtube of every color just to be safe.

"I can figure out if the Doctor is ordering a blood test or his lunch. I'm just going to do a rainbow draw."

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rebounder

noun- an emergency room patient that exhibits drug seeking behavior using many different names to get vicodin or other narcotics

"We have a rebounder in chairs".

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climber

A widow or widower that is so upset about the death of the spouse that they attempt to climb into the coffin with the body.

"Keep an eye on the widow, she looks like a climber"

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DSB

verb- Drug Seeking Behavior- commonly found in Emergency room charts for Vicodine or Oxycontin addicts. Always has back pain, is allergic to asprin and tylenol.

"The man in room two is exhibiting DSB".

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smooth

A person who is not pierced.

"Check out the breeders, they are ultra-smooth"

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ts bundy

Medical Slang for "Totally Screwed But Unfortunately Not dead Yet" Usually describes someone that is suffering from a very painful deadly disease but is still hanging on.

The patient is TS Bundy in room 2, don't expect to clear the bed anytime soon.

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dish nazi

a person who always must hold the remote control and is constantly flipping on the user guide to see what is on next.

"Stop flipping the channels you goddamn dish nazi".

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