Paul

Paul is the epitome of peak sex appeal. Boasting a deliciously hairy chest and back, they stands at a mighty 5,6” tall. Since Paul is of biblical origin, they often feel compelled to share their feet the rest of the world. Although Paul to some is a handsome, rugged silver fox, to most, the reality is a shorter, plumper, hairier little hobbit like being. Despite this minor set back, Paul’s compensate by having an attractive personality, with very easy going conversational skills and a large penis.

We all love a Paul.

Guy1: haha that little man is so small and hairy!

Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.

Girl1: I can testify.

Sadie

Sadie’s are kind, sweet and undeservingly loyal to all those she blesses with her company.

However, Sadie’s are often extreme social recluses and have little friends because of it.

They prefer their own company to most and rarely leave their bedrooms, often confined to their bed due to their lack of social skills. However, Sadie’s thrive in this environment. They have a large appetite and love high calorie foods to sustain their long days in bed, where they indulge themselves to avoid social interactions. Sadie’s also have very nice hair.

Guy1: did Sadie come into school today?
Guy2: no I think she slept in again.
Guy1: damn. Classic Sadie tho.