Sheep Shagger

A Welsh person

"Really? Your Welsh? You sheep shagger!"

Phlumpchewus

A person or object that is very large and/or curvy to the point where they almost burst at the seams.

"That new kid is so phlumpchewus. I'd smash."

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D the water

Testing the temperature of water by sticking your dick in it

Friend 1: I don't have a thermometer, how am I going to measure the temperature of this water?
Friend 2: don't worry, I'll d the water for you