Hypocovidiot

When someone slates another person for breaching COVID rules, but goes on to breach them also.

My friend Dickon is a hypocovidiot.

Fruity spew

The act of throwing up into an empty sharing bag of fruit pastilles whilst in a moving vehicle

I had too much to drink last night, ended up having a fruity spew in my husband’s car

Sunny walk

The act of relieving yourself in the bushes on a sunny day before going on a date, to prevent constant erections throughout said date.

I'll be 10 minutes, I went for a sunny walk