feed the ducks

Phrase made popular by none other than Kelly McCoy as a way to say “go f@$k yourself” or “leave me alone.” Similar to the saying, “kick rocks”

I don’t have time for your drama. Find a hobby. Why don’t you go feed the ducks

Fast Eddie

When a man will put a significant amount of time making you feel like you’re the one that got his heart, that you’ll never be apart and loves you unconditionally and then on random occasions he will start a fight out of no where claiming unrealistic innuendos of you cheating on him so that he can block you and disappear for two days or more to play video games with his friends and entertain all the other women he pulls this same move on. And when he’s gone through the full rotation of females he’s got on his roster, watched all the porn he can handle, and played countless hours of NHL hockey on PlayStation he will casually text you as if nothing ever happened and work his charms to get back into your life. He will play head games with you and confuse you to the point of insanity because of how obsessive you become. He often rides a motorcycle for quick getaways so you cannot follow him to see where he goes.

Hey girl, are you ok? I heard John pulled a Fast Eddie on you.

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