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ISIS

A Terrorist Organization that likes to fuck goats when they don't murder, rape or blow up stuff.

Jake: Remember how Ricky and Dotty used to be friends with us and other people that we know?
Greta: Yes, I do remember that. Wait, what did they do to no longer be friends with us and other people that we know?
Jake: Well, they decided to drop out of School and join ISIS.
Greta: Why would they do that?
Jake: I guess they're into murder, rape, goat fucking and blowing up stuff.
Greta: Sounds like that they hated their family and that is absolutely disgusting.
Jake: It is very likely that they did and yes it is.
Greta: That is very shameful, but then again, we did see some shady shit from them while they were still in School before they made this ill-fated decision that you just told me that they did.

by PhoenixGamer34 July 17, 2021

105πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Drop the Soap

What not to do when you are taking a shower in Prison, because you will have to bend over to pick it up and if you're not quick enough, you will get anally raped by a fellow inmate.

Man, that guy is so dumb that he was voted among his classmates as most likely to drop the soap.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 15, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


White Derangement Syndrome

When you waste your time on nothing but resenting of hating white people.

Douglas thinks all white people are evil and that there should have never ever been a single white person ever, he clearly has White Derangement Syndrome.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.

Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 28, 2021


Prince Harry

Someone that is a fucking moron, as well as a narcissist and a liar, just like his wife, Meghan Markle. They are so dumb it's hard to say who is dumber. As a matter of fact, you can make a fair argument for either. One of the many stupid moments of his life was time he went to a party dressed up in a Nazi outfit. Also, they are so unpopular that some people are more sick and tired of them than Donald J. Trump himself and that is saying a lot, as like many other people, including other Presidents, he is not a very popular guy.

Ethan is a complete and utter moron that only cares about himself and lies a lot, he's such a Prince Harry.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 13, 2023

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


AI Apocalypse

The event that will happen when all of the robots in the world decide to end all life on Earth.

Well, here comes the AI Apocalypse, this isn't good, it would've been better if the Zombie Apocalypse happened instead.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 2, 2019


absolute shit

People that celebrate injuries just because they don't like that person. It doesn't even just apply to players on teams they don't like.

Those insufferable Karens think they are so special and think that no one matters but them, but in reality, they are absolute shit.

by PhoenixGamer34 July 19, 2021

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž