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1. A penis that is shaped oddly like a potato
2. When someone doesn't clearly tell you what to do properly so you humourlessly say that it was so unclear that you accidentally got your dick stuck in a potato
1: Girl 1: Did you sleep with Andy last night?
Girl 2: Yeah but he had a dicktato
Girl 1: I knew it!
2: Guy 1: So you gotta go around the corner and walk a bit and then turn and you're there
Guy 2: Instructions not clear; Dick stuck in potato
Donald Trump, the last of the orange orangutan people, makes this noise during orgasm. It is not known if this is normal for his species or not. People who have heard this noise report that it is usually by the hands ( ͡° ÍÊ Í¡Â°) of Department of State, Rex Tillerson.
Donald Trump: Despite the negative press-
Rex Tillerson: *fists Trump harder*
Donald Trump: COVFEFE!!
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Donald Trump, the last of the orange orangutan people, makes this noise during orgasm. It is not known if this is normal for his species or not. People who have heard this noise report that it is usually by the hands ( ͡° ÍÊ Í¡Â°) of Department of State, Rex Tillerson.
Donald Trump: Despite the negative press-
Rex Tillerson: *fists Trump harder*
Donald Trump: COVFEFE!!
1👍 1👎