Asstimate

An estimate, that when provided to a prospectful customer, will result in them telling you to "shove it up your ass".

I can't believe this asshole wanted me to pay so much?! You can take that ASStimate and shove it right up your ass. I can do it cheaper.

blillenial

A Millenial person of African-American heritage.

My friend Darien is a "Blillenial" because he is black and was born in 1995.

Lounching

Having lunch while lounging

Everytime I go looking for Noel at noon, I always catch him in the breakroom lounching.