illfated

1. A manner of wich something or someone becomes enveloped in a continuos onslaught of ridiculously horrible coincidental situatins.

2. Simply put, to have bad luck, for those of u with fecal matter for brains.

3. A bad case of the heebii-geebiis.

1. Dude that was illfated!
2. Carl- dood did u hear what happened to Jeffy?
Zak- yea man pretty illfated huh!
Carl-too bad he died.
'jeffy was a ran over squirl brought down by drunk driving.'

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bongrip

1. An excessively gigantic hit taken primarily from a bong.

2.That of a bong hit that continues for an extended amount of minutes.(3)

3. Any hit containing the amount of smoke obtained in three (3) or more decent sized hits (hit- 30 second inhale, the kind queers take)

1. DOOD! That bongrip was the biggest i've ever seen.
2.That bongrip was weak, my grandma has lung cancer and asthma and still takes meaner bongrips then you.
3.DOOD I COULD REALLY USE A BONGRIP RIGHT NOW.
5.The size of hit jesus took back in his day was a bong rip... towers of babylon, totally a bong dood.
4...Twenty!

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