Soda bandit

When someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.

Karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.

Karen

When you take a really huge greasy shit.

I took a Karen and left streaks on the toilet

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All you can eat crab

When a woman had crabs and someone goes down on her

Bruce was in the mood for all you can eat crab so he went down on Karen