smeh

1. Meh but sadder. Can be interpreted as "sad meh."

2. A simple utterance when you don't know how to respond.

1. Smeh, I got a 10 page essay to write for English

2. Dude A: So my dog got hit by a car...
Dude B: Smehhhh...

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Clay Higgins

A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off

Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.

Cumsoil

When you soil your pants with a fat sticky load of ejaculatory fluid

I cumsoiled my jorts.