Asoge

1. (n) "Ah-So-Geh" A made-up Japanese word, that is in fact an acronym for "A Series Of Gay Events". When used online or in text-messages, it is often spelled without the "o" (ASGE).

It's meaning refers to a series of events that are not too severe, but are just... gay.

Guy #1: "How was your week?"

Guy #2: "Well, first the oil pump in my truck died, then I wound up with a bucket of cow dung falling on my head, my neighbor shit in my sink, and my dog turned inside-out."

Guy #1: "Wow.. Asoge.."

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Dude Space

The designated space between two males when sitting on a couch/bench/etc. Males should sit as far as possible/practical. The name is derived from the very first thing you say when somebody violates said space: "DUDE!.....WTF are you doing!?"

Only temporary violations of Dude Space are allowed, i.e., Dude #1 is busy talking to a chick, so Dude #2 reaches over his leg to grab the Doritos.

On a couch that seats three people, properly alloted Dude Space would require both dudes to sit with the middle seat unoccupied.

Dude #1: "Hey man, Let's play some Rainbow Six: Vegas."
Dude #2: "Sure, hand me a controller."
Dude #1: "Dude...what the hell are you doing?"
Dude #2: "Playing RS:V....why?"
Dude #1: "Scoot over...you're violating my dude space."

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Optimus Prime

1. (n) Leader of the Autobots, the protagonist of the Transformers universe. Originally transformed into a red cab-over semi-truck, his form has evolved through the various iterations of the Transformers universe (see Optimus Primal).

He is known for his strong leadership and courage and would easily sacrifice himself for the safety of others. His selfless personality is one of many traits that made him a great leader. Optimus Prime could be easily described as a "reluctant warrior", in that he only engages in war when absolutely necessary. It is possible this attitude prolonged the Autobot/Decepticon war.

He and Megatron (or his numerous iterations) have always shared a mutual respect for each other, and have opposed each other in nearly every depiction of the Transformers universe.

In the 1986 Transformers animated film, Optimus Prime was killed after a fierce battle with Megatron, but his character returned several times during the series.

Optimus Prime was the most liked character among young viewers of the original series, although his toy was not the highest selling (original release, excludes all others).

Optimus: "One shall stand.., One shall fall."

Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?"

Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron.."

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Rubber Knife

1. An object, made of rubber or other pliable synthetic material, that is shaped like a knife.

2. A device used to generate various band names, i.e., The Rubber Knives, RubbaNife, Da RubbaNyfe Krew, etc.

3. An object used to irritate Adam and scare cats.

1. Man, that rubber knife solves everything!
2. Hmm...lets try to think of a country band name from rubber Knife
3. *stab* *stab* rubba knife!!! rubba knife! *stab* *stab*

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momanyms

(mom-a-nems - rhymes with "homonyms")

1. A bastardization of the phrase "mom and them". This word is most commonly heard uttered by people hailing from the "Dirty South" region of America and applys to both black and white races.

It is related to the word "moms", note the unnecessary plurals.

Guy 1: "We gon' go to Hotlanta and see momanyms!"

Guy 2: "Shit, I can't wait to see moms!"

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Emo Hater

1. Intelligent people who hate Emo Kids, and everything else pertaining to the Emo "lifestyle". Emo Haters do not hate people that show emotions or feelings. Emo Haters hate Emo Kids exclusively.

Guy #1: "Man, look at that Emo faggot."
Guy #2: "Are you an Emo Hater?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, I am. That Emo kid thinks that displaying the Emo 'label' will make up for his lack of personality and social ineptitude."

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Fag Flag

1. The mental warning (red flag) you get when detecting a homosexual vibe upon first meeting someone

2. The traditional rainbow-colored flag representative of the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered community.

(1) Guy #1:"Dude, when I first met Dave, I saw an immediate Fag Flag."

Guy #2: "Totally, he was just radiating gayness."

(2) Dave: "Oh yeah, let's go there, there's a Fag Flag in the window, I bet we can meet hotties there!"

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