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Tyler, Texas

The armpit of East Texas. A conservative ran city with nothing but Churches, shitty restaurants, movie theaters, and the town icon-Andys. They call it the "Rose City" but indeed it should really be the "Bitch City" because everybody there is a bitch. The city is so small you can go to any area of the town and see someone you know. A typical Tyleridian male will look 5'10, confident, blonde, carrying a bible and a gun, and will try and talk to you about how cool he is and then later ask you to go to Bernard's and then Andys. Common school stereotypes include: Gorman- the Catholic virgins, All Saints- the snobby and preppy partiers, Brook Hill- the jocks, Grace- the average hoes, and Lee-the only public school with starting white boys on football

"Hey! Guess what?" Rockwall male #1
"What!?" Rocwall male #2
"We're going to Tyler, Texas!" Rockwall male #1
*gun goes off*

by PhukMehGhardNMuhAhhwhole August 28, 2017

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